coffee_queen: (Jase and Chris)
This might be a bit of a mess, but we benefit from it so silver lining and everything. I never liked Bauge much (I don't care what you say, his thighs are not as good as Chri Hoy's okay?) but this can't be fin for him. I'm not sure I like the idea of him being able to compete in the Olympics after this, though. Also, if the French federation and the UCI can do something like this, why the fuck do the Spanish keep messing up and dragging out Berto's case for what feels like forever?
coffee_queen: (Jase and Chris)
This might be a bit of a mess, but we benefit from it so silver lining and everything. I never liked Bauge much (I don't care what you say, his thighs are not as good as Chri Hoy's okay?) but this can't be fin for him. I'm not sure I like the idea of him being able to compete in the Olympics after this, though. Also, if the French federation and the UCI can do something like this, why the fuck do the Spanish keep messing up and dragging out Berto's case for what feels like forever?
coffee_queen: (fuck yeah!)
In a bit of a rush again today so if anything's wrong/missing, I'll edit it later

Title: No Other Way (or The Crazy Pairings Stories)
Pairing/Characters: Mark Cavendish/Alexandre Vinokourov, Andy Schleck/Mark Renshaw, Bernie Eisel/Matti Breschel, Bobby Julich and Nicki Sorensen, Bradley Wiggins and Robbie McEwen, Cadel Evans/Roman Kreusiger (unrequited, in a way), Chris-Anker Sorensen and Stuey O'Grady, Chris Horner and Taylor Phinney, Chris Hoy /Tejay Van Garderen (maybe), Christian Vande Velde/Thor Hushovd, Dave Zabriskie/Tom Boonen, David Millar and Tony Martin, Fabian Cancellar and Tyler Farrar, Fränk Schleck/George Hincapie with Jakob Fuglsang, Jason Kenny and Bjarne Riis, Jason McCartney and Johan Bruyneel, Jens Voigt and Lance Armstrong, Alberto Contador/Levi Leipheimer and Alex Dowsett/Marco Pinotti
Rating: R to be safe
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex
Summary: In a crazy world, odd people are matched up
A/N: So this is the one you might have heard about. Everyone is matched up because of their positions in my tag box. Just ficlets really so nothing too long. Some ficlets have the people paired up and some just have both (or all three people) in. The Cav/Vino one is sometime post Vuelta 2009 (when Vino came back). The Andy/Renshaw one is probably set towards the end of this year and references Fabian/Bernie/Tom stuff. The Bernie/Matti one references Fabian's 'special' videos. The Bobby and Nicki one is happening sometime this year and also makes reference to Jens/Bobby stuff. The Brad and Robbie one is sometime right after Cav signed for Sky. The Cadel and Roman one was because they totally train in the same area (or maybe not, but they both train in Italy so it makes sense that way). The Chris-Anker and Stuey one makes reference to Chris crushing on someone else that's not identified. The Chris and Taylor one is because Taylor wants the USA TT spot at the London Olympics and Levi got bronze in Beijing. The VDV/Thor one is set at the Tour this year. The Cap/Tom one starts when they were both on USPS in 2002 and covers sevreal years. The Dave and Tony one is after the worlds TT in 2010. The Fabian and Tyler one is after Worlds in 2011. The one with Fränk, George and Jakob is because I couldn't put them with fictional characters and also happens after those Fränk/George fics I wrote a while back the last of which is here and also happens in 2010 sometime between when Leea is born and the Tour. The Jason and Bjarne one is at some fictional track event thing in Denmark that Bjarne got invited to. The JMac and Johan one is set at some race this year and references Chris/Levi stuff. The one with Jens and Lance is because I couldn't have them paired with races and also happens after the Tour in 2010. The Berto/Levi one is set after the Tour in 2007. The Alex and Pinotti one is set sometime this year


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coffee_queen: (fuck yeah!)
In a bit of a rush again today so if anything's wrong/missing, I'll edit it later

Title: No Other Way (or The Crazy Pairings Stories)
Pairing/Characters: Mark Cavendish/Alexandre Vinokourov, Andy Schleck/Mark Renshaw, Bernie Eisel/Matti Breschel, Bobby Julich and Nicki Sorensen, Bradley Wiggins and Robbie McEwen, Cadel Evans/Roman Kreusiger (unrequited, in a way), Chris-Anker Sorensen and Stuey O'Grady, Chris Horner and Taylor Phinney, Chris Hoy /Tejay Van Garderen (maybe), Christian Vande Velde/Thor Hushovd, Dave Zabriskie/Tom Boonen, David Millar and Tony Martin, Fabian Cancellar and Tyler Farrar, Fränk Schleck/George Hincapie with Jakob Fuglsang, Jason Kenny and Bjarne Riis, Jason McCartney and Johan Bruyneel, Jens Voigt and Lance Armstrong, Alberto Contador/Levi Leipheimer and Alex Dowsett/Marco Pinotti
Rating: R to be safe
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex
Summary: In a crazy world, odd people are matched up
A/N: So this is the one you might have heard about. Everyone is matched up because of their positions in my tag box. Just ficlets really so nothing too long. Some ficlets have the people paired up and some just have both (or all three people) in. The Cav/Vino one is sometime post Vuelta 2009 (when Vino came back). The Andy/Renshaw one is probably set towards the end of this year and references Fabian/Bernie/Tom stuff. The Bernie/Matti one references Fabian's 'special' videos. The Bobby and Nicki one is happening sometime this year and also makes reference to Jens/Bobby stuff. The Brad and Robbie one is sometime right after Cav signed for Sky. The Cadel and Roman one was because they totally train in the same area (or maybe not, but they both train in Italy so it makes sense that way). The Chris-Anker and Stuey one makes reference to Chris crushing on someone else that's not identified. The Chris and Taylor one is because Taylor wants the USA TT spot at the London Olympics and Levi got bronze in Beijing. The VDV/Thor one is set at the Tour this year. The Cap/Tom one starts when they were both on USPS in 2002 and covers sevreal years. The Dave and Tony one is after the worlds TT in 2010. The Fabian and Tyler one is after Worlds in 2011. The one with Fränk, George and Jakob is because I couldn't put them with fictional characters and also happens after those Fränk/George fics I wrote a while back the last of which is here and also happens in 2010 sometime between when Leea is born and the Tour. The Jason and Bjarne one is at some fictional track event thing in Denmark that Bjarne got invited to. The JMac and Johan one is set at some race this year and references Chris/Levi stuff. The one with Jens and Lance is because I couldn't have them paired with races and also happens after the Tour in 2010. The Berto/Levi one is set after the Tour in 2007. The Alex and Pinotti one is set sometime this year


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coffee_queen: (Chris Anker)
Title: Loving All of You Is Easy
Pairing: Chris-Anker Sørensen/Nicki Sørensen, Fränk Schleck/Andy Schleck and Jakob Fuglsang/Matti Breschel
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
Warnings: references to mpreg, incest
Summary: Baby Alex and baby Sam finally get some visitors
A/N: Part of this 'verse.
Word count: 1157

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coffee_queen: (Chris Anker)
Title: Loving All of You Is Easy
Pairing: Chris-Anker Sørensen/Nicki Sørensen, Fränk Schleck/Andy Schleck and Jakob Fuglsang/Matti Breschel
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
Warnings: references to mpreg, incest
Summary: Baby Alex and baby Sam finally get some visitors
A/N: Part of this 'verse.
Word count: 1157

Read more... )
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Title: Magic in the Night
Pairings: Jens Voigt/Bobby Julich, Mark Cavendish/George Hincapie, Taylor Phinney/Alex Dowsett (& Fabian Cancellara/Taylor Phinney/Tom Boonen), Robbie McEwen/Cadel Evans, Bradley Wiggins/David Millar, Fränk Schleck/Andy Schleck, Bernie Eisel/Tony Martin, Matti Breschel/ Jakob Fuglsang and Chris Hoy/Jason Kenny
Rating: R
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
Warnings: lots of swearing, some sexiual things and incest. Also, the Cav/George part has a bit with George's daughter so if RL kids in fic weirds you out then don't read
Summary: Valentine's Day 2011 in the cycling world
A/N: I know it's a few days late, but it still totally counts. For the prompt '033. Love' on my [livejournal.com profile] lover100 table

Valentine's Day )
coffee_queen: (Default)

Title: Magic in the Night
Pairings: Jens Voigt/Bobby Julich, Mark Cavendish/George Hincapie, Taylor Phinney/Alex Dowsett (& Fabian Cancellara/Taylor Phinney/Tom Boonen), Robbie McEwen/Cadel Evans, Bradley Wiggins/David Millar, Fränk Schleck/Andy Schleck, Bernie Eisel/Tony Martin, Matti Breschel/ Jakob Fuglsang and Chris Hoy/Jason Kenny
Rating: R
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
Warnings: lots of swearing, some sexiual things and incest. Also, the Cav/George part has a bit with George's daughter so if RL kids in fic weirds you out then don't read
Summary: Valentine's Day 2011 in the cycling world
A/N: I know it's a few days late, but it still totally counts. For the prompt '033. Love' on my [livejournal.com profile] lover100 table

Valentine's Day )
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Title: My Own Mystery
Pairings/Characters: Mark Cavendish & Jason Kenny
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
A/N: Because I am under the firm belief that there needs to be a lot of fic about Chris Hoy's thighs.

Are you staring at my boyfriend's thighs? )
coffee_queen: (Default)

Title: My Own Mystery
Pairings/Characters: Mark Cavendish & Jason Kenny
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
A/N: Because I am under the firm belief that there needs to be a lot of fic about Chris Hoy's thighs.

Are you staring at my boyfriend's thighs? )
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Title: This Ain't a Love Song
Pairng: Mark Cavendish/Bradley Wiggins with a little bit of Chris Hoy/Jason Kenny at the end
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit. Also, I cannot in any way claim to own the song- that's all Bon Jovi
Warnings: angst, swearing, angst, mentions of sexual things, angst
A/N: I know I'm two years late with this fic, but I just couldn't ignore it any more- the ideas have been floating around for a year, now. Here is the video for the song. Set all around the disastor that was the madison at the Beijing Olympics

I should have seen it coming when the roses died )
coffee_queen: (Default)
Title: This Ain't a Love Song
Pairng: Mark Cavendish/Bradley Wiggins with a little bit of Chris Hoy/Jason Kenny at the end
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit. Also, I cannot in any way claim to own the song- that's all Bon Jovi
Warnings: angst, swearing, angst, mentions of sexual things, angst
A/N: I know I'm two years late with this fic, but I just couldn't ignore it any more- the ideas have been floating around for a year, now. Here is the video for the song. Set all around the disastor that was the madison at the Beijing Olympics

I should have seen it coming when the roses died )
coffee_queen: (Default)

Title: The Perils of Being in Love
Pairing: Chris Hoy/Jason Kenny
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
A/N: In case you didn't know, Chris was in a minor car accident a few weeks ago (BBC article here). I heard about that and my thoughts went something like this: 'I'm glad he's okay', 'I bet Jason was worried' and finally 'Hey there plot bunnies'. I've already managed to turn this into an elaborate 'verse in my head. Whether I'll ever get around to writing anymore is a different matter

You got hit by a car! )
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Title: The Perils of Being in Love
Pairing: Chris Hoy/Jason Kenny
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
A/N: In case you didn't know, Chris was in a minor car accident a few weeks ago (BBC article here). I heard about that and my thoughts went something like this: 'I'm glad he's okay', 'I bet Jason was worried' and finally 'Hey there plot bunnies'. I've already managed to turn this into an elaborate 'verse in my head. Whether I'll ever get around to writing anymore is a different matter

You got hit by a car! )

Track fic

Aug. 13th, 2010 08:40 pm
coffee_queen: (Default)

Title: When You Need It the Most
Pairing: Chris Hoy/Jason Kenny
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] charlottemay posted some awesome track fic the other day, which inspired me to finally get around to writing this one. Also from Track Worlds. For those of you who don't know, neither Jason nor Chris got into the final for men's sprint and here we are

Tell me it gets better )

Track fic

Aug. 13th, 2010 08:40 pm
coffee_queen: (Default)

Title: When You Need It the Most
Pairing: Chris Hoy/Jason Kenny
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] charlottemay posted some awesome track fic the other day, which inspired me to finally get around to writing this one. Also from Track Worlds. For those of you who don't know, neither Jason nor Chris got into the final for men's sprint and here we are

Tell me it gets better )

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