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Title: Beating Out of Time
Charcaters: Jakob Fuglsang and Matti Breschel. You can read something shippy there if you want, but it'd mostly be subtext
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
Warnings: nothing particularly
Summary: Jakob isn't feeling entirely right on his new team, but talking to Matti helps a little
A/N: Kind of full of my own biases somewhat masquerading as Jakob's paranoia, but still totally legit fic ;p
Word count: 508


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Title: It's a New Life Chapter 32/?
Pairings: Lance Armstrong/Andy Schleck/Alberto Contador and Matti Breschel/Jakob Fuglsang
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
Warnings: mpreg, gratuitous mockery of Berto's eyebrows
Summary: Matthew and Elizabeth (and Andy) get a few more visitors
A/N: Next chapter might be the last one or maybe the one after that, but definitely soon. This story might be nearly finished, but it's really only the beginning of this whole world 
Previous parts: here
Word count: 2174


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In a bit of a rush again today so if anything's wrong/missing, I'll edit it later

Title: No Other Way (or The Crazy Pairings Stories)
Pairing/Characters: Mark Cavendish/Alexandre Vinokourov, Andy Schleck/Mark Renshaw, Bernie Eisel/Matti Breschel, Bobby Julich and Nicki Sorensen, Bradley Wiggins and Robbie McEwen, Cadel Evans/Roman Kreusiger (unrequited, in a way), Chris-Anker Sorensen and Stuey O'Grady, Chris Horner and Taylor Phinney, Chris Hoy /Tejay Van Garderen (maybe), Christian Vande Velde/Thor Hushovd, Dave Zabriskie/Tom Boonen, David Millar and Tony Martin, Fabian Cancellar and Tyler Farrar, Fränk Schleck/George Hincapie with Jakob Fuglsang, Jason Kenny and Bjarne Riis, Jason McCartney and Johan Bruyneel, Jens Voigt and Lance Armstrong, Alberto Contador/Levi Leipheimer and Alex Dowsett/Marco Pinotti
Rating: R to be safe
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex
Summary: In a crazy world, odd people are matched up
A/N: So this is the one you might have heard about. Everyone is matched up because of their positions in my tag box. Just ficlets really so nothing too long. Some ficlets have the people paired up and some just have both (or all three people) in. The Cav/Vino one is sometime post Vuelta 2009 (when Vino came back). The Andy/Renshaw one is probably set towards the end of this year and references Fabian/Bernie/Tom stuff. The Bernie/Matti one references Fabian's 'special' videos. The Bobby and Nicki one is happening sometime this year and also makes reference to Jens/Bobby stuff. The Brad and Robbie one is sometime right after Cav signed for Sky. The Cadel and Roman one was because they totally train in the same area (or maybe not, but they both train in Italy so it makes sense that way). The Chris-Anker and Stuey one makes reference to Chris crushing on someone else that's not identified. The Chris and Taylor one is because Taylor wants the USA TT spot at the London Olympics and Levi got bronze in Beijing. The VDV/Thor one is set at the Tour this year. The Cap/Tom one starts when they were both on USPS in 2002 and covers sevreal years. The Dave and Tony one is after the worlds TT in 2010. The Fabian and Tyler one is after Worlds in 2011. The one with Fränk, George and Jakob is because I couldn't put them with fictional characters and also happens after those Fränk/George fics I wrote a while back the last of which is here and also happens in 2010 sometime between when Leea is born and the Tour. The Jason and Bjarne one is at some fictional track event thing in Denmark that Bjarne got invited to. The JMac and Johan one is set at some race this year and references Chris/Levi stuff. The one with Jens and Lance is because I couldn't have them paired with races and also happens after the Tour in 2010. The Berto/Levi one is set after the Tour in 2007. The Alex and Pinotti one is set sometime this year


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In a bit of a rush again today so if anything's wrong/missing, I'll edit it later

Title: No Other Way (or The Crazy Pairings Stories)
Pairing/Characters: Mark Cavendish/Alexandre Vinokourov, Andy Schleck/Mark Renshaw, Bernie Eisel/Matti Breschel, Bobby Julich and Nicki Sorensen, Bradley Wiggins and Robbie McEwen, Cadel Evans/Roman Kreusiger (unrequited, in a way), Chris-Anker Sorensen and Stuey O'Grady, Chris Horner and Taylor Phinney, Chris Hoy /Tejay Van Garderen (maybe), Christian Vande Velde/Thor Hushovd, Dave Zabriskie/Tom Boonen, David Millar and Tony Martin, Fabian Cancellar and Tyler Farrar, Fränk Schleck/George Hincapie with Jakob Fuglsang, Jason Kenny and Bjarne Riis, Jason McCartney and Johan Bruyneel, Jens Voigt and Lance Armstrong, Alberto Contador/Levi Leipheimer and Alex Dowsett/Marco Pinotti
Rating: R to be safe
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex
Summary: In a crazy world, odd people are matched up
A/N: So this is the one you might have heard about. Everyone is matched up because of their positions in my tag box. Just ficlets really so nothing too long. Some ficlets have the people paired up and some just have both (or all three people) in. The Cav/Vino one is sometime post Vuelta 2009 (when Vino came back). The Andy/Renshaw one is probably set towards the end of this year and references Fabian/Bernie/Tom stuff. The Bernie/Matti one references Fabian's 'special' videos. The Bobby and Nicki one is happening sometime this year and also makes reference to Jens/Bobby stuff. The Brad and Robbie one is sometime right after Cav signed for Sky. The Cadel and Roman one was because they totally train in the same area (or maybe not, but they both train in Italy so it makes sense that way). The Chris-Anker and Stuey one makes reference to Chris crushing on someone else that's not identified. The Chris and Taylor one is because Taylor wants the USA TT spot at the London Olympics and Levi got bronze in Beijing. The VDV/Thor one is set at the Tour this year. The Cap/Tom one starts when they were both on USPS in 2002 and covers sevreal years. The Dave and Tony one is after the worlds TT in 2010. The Fabian and Tyler one is after Worlds in 2011. The one with Fränk, George and Jakob is because I couldn't put them with fictional characters and also happens after those Fränk/George fics I wrote a while back the last of which is here and also happens in 2010 sometime between when Leea is born and the Tour. The Jason and Bjarne one is at some fictional track event thing in Denmark that Bjarne got invited to. The JMac and Johan one is set at some race this year and references Chris/Levi stuff. The one with Jens and Lance is because I couldn't have them paired with races and also happens after the Tour in 2010. The Berto/Levi one is set after the Tour in 2007. The Alex and Pinotti one is set sometime this year


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Title: Loving All of You Is Easy
Pairing: Chris-Anker Sørensen/Nicki Sørensen, Fränk Schleck/Andy Schleck and Jakob Fuglsang/Matti Breschel
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
Warnings: references to mpreg, incest
Summary: Baby Alex and baby Sam finally get some visitors
A/N: Part of this 'verse.
Word count: 1157

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coffee_queen: (Chris Anker)
Title: Loving All of You Is Easy
Pairing: Chris-Anker Sørensen/Nicki Sørensen, Fränk Schleck/Andy Schleck and Jakob Fuglsang/Matti Breschel
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
Warnings: references to mpreg, incest
Summary: Baby Alex and baby Sam finally get some visitors
A/N: Part of this 'verse.
Word count: 1157

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coffee_queen: (scared Berto)
Title: It's a New Life
Pairing: Lance Armstrong/Andy Schleck/Alberto Contador
Rating: Mostly PG-13, but some chapters might be a little higher
Disclaimer: This is made up and done for the purpose of entertainment, not profit
Warnings: mpreg, swearing
Summary: The trials and tribulations facing the guys as they prepare to bring their children into the world
A/N: There are more chapter-specific details too, but this is just a general overview

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Interlude- Cav/George
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Interlude 2- Cav/George
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
coffee_queen: (Big Bang story)
Chapter Title: Tiny Little Helping Hands
Chapter Pairing/Characters: Fränk Schleck/Andy Schleck, Matti Breschel and Jakob Fuglsang
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Chapter Warnings: incest
Chapter Summary:  AJ tries to play matchmake
Chapter A/N: Oh, look- Matti and Jakob actually interacting
Chapter Word Count: 1030
Link to Masterpost: HERE

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coffee_queen: (Big Bang story)
Chapter Title: Tiny Little Helping Hands
Chapter Pairing/Characters: Fränk Schleck/Andy Schleck, Matti Breschel and Jakob Fuglsang
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Chapter Warnings: incest
Chapter Summary:  AJ tries to play matchmake
Chapter A/N: Oh, look- Matti and Jakob actually interacting
Chapter Word Count: 1030
Link to Masterpost: HERE

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Chapter Title: Until That Dream Was You
Chapter Pairing/Characters:  Matti Breschel/OMC
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Chapter Warnings: discussion of sex
Chapter Summary:  Matti is getting to go to the Vuelta and Seb is the one he wants to celebrate with
Chapter A/N: No, seriously, I am going to get Matti back with Jakob eventually
Chapter Word Count: 798
Link to Masterpost: HERE

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Chapter Title: Until That Dream Was You
Chapter Pairing/Characters:  Matti Breschel/OMC
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Chapter Warnings: discussion of sex
Chapter Summary:  Matti is getting to go to the Vuelta and Seb is the one he wants to celebrate with
Chapter A/N: No, seriously, I am going to get Matti back with Jakob eventually
Chapter Word Count: 798
Link to Masterpost: HERE

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Chapter Title: A Little Bit Inbetween
Chapter Pairing/Characters:  Matti Breschel/OMC
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Chapter Warnings: discussion of sex
Chapter Summary:  Matti and Seb have a discussion about where they are in their relationship
Chapter A/N: It's only short, but it's important and couldn't really be tagged on the end of anywhere else
Chapter Word Count: 234
Link to Masterpost: HERE

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coffee_queen: (Big Bang story)
Chapter Title: A Little Bit Inbetween
Chapter Pairing/Characters:  Matti Breschel/OMC
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Chapter Warnings: discussion of sex
Chapter Summary:  Matti and Seb have a discussion about where they are in their relationship
Chapter A/N: It's only short, but it's important and couldn't really be tagged on the end of anywhere else
Chapter Word Count: 234
Link to Masterpost: HERE

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coffee_queen: (Big Bang story)
Chapter Title: Nothing More Than You
Chapter Pairing: Matti Breschel/OMC
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Chapter Warnings: nothing particularly
Chapter Summary: Matti explains things to Seb
Chapter A/N: Matti must be a pretty awesome guy for this, right?
Chapter Word Count: 831
Link to Masterpost: HERE

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coffee_queen: (Big Bang story)
Chapter Title: Nothing More Than You
Chapter Pairing: Matti Breschel/OMC
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Chapter Warnings: nothing particularly
Chapter Summary: Matti explains things to Seb
Chapter A/N: Matti must be a pretty awesome guy for this, right?
Chapter Word Count: 831
Link to Masterpost: HERE

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Chapter Title: What Goes Nowhere
Chapter Pairing: Fränk Schleck/Andy Schleck and Matti Breschel/OMC
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Chapter Warnings: incest
Chapter Summary: Fränk and Andy visit Matti in Denmark and Seb manages to talk Matti into another date
Chapter A/N: Andy not knowing when to shut up is an actual thing, right?
Chapter Word Count: 2609
Link to Masterpost: HERE

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coffee_queen: (Big Bang story)
Chapter Title: What Goes Nowhere
Chapter Pairing: Fränk Schleck/Andy Schleck and Matti Breschel/OMC
Chapter Rating: PG-13
Chapter Warnings: incest
Chapter Summary: Fränk and Andy visit Matti in Denmark and Seb manages to talk Matti into another date
Chapter A/N: Andy not knowing when to shut up is an actual thing, right?
Chapter Word Count: 2609
Link to Masterpost: HERE

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coffee_queen: (Big Bang story)
Chapter Title: Love is Such a Reason to Fall
Chapter Pairing: Matti Breschel/OMC
Chapter Rating: PG
Chapter Warnings: nothing particularly
Chapter Summary: Matti goes on a date with Seb
Chapter A/N: At least I'm not totally mean to Matti
Chapter Word Count: 1122
Link to Masterpost: HERE

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coffee_queen: (Big Bang story)
Chapter Title: Love is Such a Reason to Fall
Chapter Pairing: Matti Breschel/OMC
Chapter Rating: PG
Chapter Warnings: nothing particularly
Chapter Summary: Matti goes on a date with Seb
Chapter A/N: At least I'm not totally mean to Matti
Chapter Word Count: 1122
Link to Masterpost: HERE

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coffee_queen: (Big Bang story)
Chapter Title: Stranger to Myself
Chapter Pairing: Matti Breschel/OMC
Chapter Rating: PG
Chapter Warnings: very light swearing
Chapter Summary: Matti meets someone new
Chapter A/N: And thus it starts. The whole story is more about Fränk and Andy, but stuff about Matti and his new boyfriend are important background information, especially to later stories in the series so the first few chapters are about them
Chapter Word Count: 1409
Link to materpost with art: HERE

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